Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
