I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i think im in europe. pls send help
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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