I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You can't motorboat a personality
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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