i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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