She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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