We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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