Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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