his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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