I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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