i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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