Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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