belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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