these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
someone owes me an orgasm
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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