I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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