She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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