we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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