Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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