I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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