i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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