You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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