She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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