Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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