Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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