Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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