i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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