mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Randomize
