there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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