remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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