This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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