i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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