what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
You can't special order awesome
I wish i was in the wii world.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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