he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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