I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You can't just leave with hair like that
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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