Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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