Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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