I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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