Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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