woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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