those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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