Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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