question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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