we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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