it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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