I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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