did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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