I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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