"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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