It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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