Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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