There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I FOUND THE LEGS
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
