If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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