Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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